Monday, November 28, 2011

 

Commercial summary 8

An old man with a beard walks through a Mercedes Benz factory.  He goes into another room with a wooden model carousel in it.  He looks at a piece of paper and chuckles to himself.

Saturday, November 26, 2011

 

Commercial summary 6

A man wants a woman to switch her credit card company.  He jumps on some mattresses and tosses some money around.  She seems convinced.

Sunday, November 20, 2011

 

Commercial summary 7

Everyone in the conference room mocks Pete until he buys a tablet computer to fit in with them.

Saturday, November 19, 2011

 

Commercial summary 4

A woman has a bunch of holes in her body.  A cartoon man steps out of a box and fills those holes with vitamins.  She is happy.  Her husband is also riddled with such holes.

Friday, November 18, 2011

 

Commercial summary 3

Fear Factor is back and has a bigger budget.  It will have better and scarier stunts.  The audience knows this because there is footage of a woman, crying and terrified, doing the scary and extreme stunt of having her head shaved.

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

 

Commercial summary 9

The woman's robe makes her sad.  A doctor prescribes her abilify, takes her robe off, and shows her a video of himself talking.  She is cured.  Later at the woman's house, the sad robe sits alone and watches her enjoying time with her family.  Everyone with depression was supposed to feel like the woman, but they know that they are really the robe.

 

Commercial summary 5

The man called Pitbull drinks bud light and the women around him become more appealing to him.

 

Commercial summary 2

A boy gets sprinkles on his ice cream cone.  A man gets hired.  The retail girl at the haberdashery really wants to have heterosexual intercourse with the man.  There is an explosion, there are rabbits.  Later, he will drink a coke zero.

 

Commercial summary 1

The bear was dressed as a robot, but he had toilet paper on his bottom.

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