Gug's House

Hey everybody.  I just wanted to come clean on something and apologize to some of you.  The other night, you may have seen some of my tweets claiming that I was watching The Walking Dead and it was weird and it turned out to be the movie The Patriot.

I was not actually watching The Walking Dead or The Patriot at that time.  I was actually watching Bag of Bones on A&E, which turned out to be Pierce Brosnan making out with chicks and then realizing that they are dead.  I'm truly sorry for any misunderstandings I may have caused and would like to issue a heartfelt apology for my lapse in discretion.

"Larry the cable guy" presenst the scientific benefits of over-the-counter medication Prilosec.  A man holds a football so you know he's John Madden.

Santa knows that a man's wife wanted jewelry from Kay Jewelers for Christmas.  Santa almost definitely knows this because the wife told him so while she was sitting on his lap sometime when the man was around.

It is the past.  It is wartime.  Everyone loves this horse.  War Horse.

A guy sings in front of three people.  They interrupt him a bunch of times.  You should watch the next season of American Idol if you want to see more of any one of these people.

1.  People who write lists of kinds of people that annoy them.