Wednesday, October 31, 2012
Tonight in the spirit of Hallowe'en, I will write in someone else's style. It's like a verbal costume.
Every year bringing an elephant to the trunk or treat, the neighborhood card. It'll never get old. Everybody from around town laughing, pointing at the elephant I rented, slaps on the back and high-fives. I give a sheepish grin for the ladies. Yeah, I'm doing it again this year! Costumes: me as Garfield the cat, elephant as 80's Garfield the cat. I run into girl dressed as sexy Jon Arbuckle, kind of awkward, kind of meant to be. (You know what I'm talking about!) Candy for the kids, hot choco for the grownups, beatiful fall day, living the life.
Wednesday, October 24, 2012
An Update
My phone is updating and can't make calls for a few minutes, but it's okay because I've been watching horror movies all day and it's midnight and there's a thunderstorm outside and I just woke up to my phone playing the One Missed Call ringtone over and over again to tell me that it was going to update soon and I'm alone in the dark AND THIS UPDATE IS TAKING FOREVER AND MICHAEL MEYERS MIGHT BE IN MY CLOSET AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Labels: spooky blog
Wednesday, October 17, 2012
Commercial summary 17
A man looks at himself in the mirror. A portion of his body disintegrates. Various other people enjoy watching people they dislike disintegrate in a similar manner. Nationwide has chosen a side.
Tuesday, October 16, 2012
A situation so awful, I wish I had written it 1
This On Point episode with Ben Folds and Robert Sledge has some good parts but it is also pretty painful to listen to. People keep calling in wanting to talk only to Ben or to Ben "and the other members of Ben Folds Five" The host says "Darren Jensen" at one point. The highlight of the lowlights is a woman talking about how she loves Ben Folds and how she and her husband fell in love over his music, and the whole time Robert Sledge is responding graciously to her comments because Ben left to go to the bathroom.
