Gug's House

A man drinks orange juice while people inform him of misfortunes that will occur during his day.  He acknowledges this information and plans to do nothing to avoid any of the issues, even though doing so would be simple.

A drill sergeant sponge recruits a new dish soap that eventually proves to meet his high standards.

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-Martin Hates me now.  Can't blame
him -he did see me kiss another
Guy but it wasn't my fault
I was pined down by
him. I don't know what
to do.  I'm afraid I will
Lose him for
good. Can you tell
him for me he
wont even stay to
talk to me.
-Well you just told
him yourself
-What?
-Come out
Martin,
and make
up with
her now.
*comes out of her closet.
-Ma...Martin...*looks
away. teary eyed
...why is she looking
away. Probably because
I was a jerk. Can't
blame her. °°°
-Come on you two make
up.
-I'm sorry, Martin I truely am
I wasn't strong enough to
fight him off when he kissed
me.
*bends down grabs her hand, kisses
her.

°°° I'm
going
to kiss
her to
complete
wipe it
from her
mind.  °°°wha?? he's kissing me so he isn't
mad at me anymore?

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Wanna do something
tonight?                    
Did you make up
with Serina?
Circle one
Yes or No
[Or is circled multiple times.  Underneath, at a diagonal in different handwriting:]

I don't know

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EUNICE,
Even after all this time,
I'm still crazy
about your wit, charm,
personality, style,
PLUS YOU MAKE
GREAT SOUP!!!!!!

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