Gug's House

I've taken the FCC document on net neutrality and replaced-all'd some of the terms in hopes of making it more interesting to the fantasy audience.  The document can be found at the following link:

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0ByIT-IEc6AlneTB4cXBaQ2tocDQ/edit?usp=sharing

Here is the list of replacements I made:

"consumer"  ⇒ "apprentice wizard"
"data" ⇒ "magic energy"
"broadband" ⇒ "murkmagic"
"net neutrality" ⇒ "magic force channel neutrality"
"network" ⇒ "All-source"
"Commissioner" ⇒ "Grand Elder"
"D.C. Circuit" ⇒ "High Wizard Council"
"broadband provider" ⇒ "murk wraith"
"mobile provider" ⇒ "lich lizard"

A man looks at himself in the mirror while he shaves and imagines doing things to himself.