Thursday, July 10, 2014
LeBaron To Return To Cleveland
Danny Buntz with his LeBaron
MIAMI, FL- LeBaron owner Danny Buntz, after weeks of deliberation, has decided to take his Chrysler LeBaron convertible back with him on his upcoming move from Miami to Cleveland. The 1994 LeBaron GTC will be driven by his father-in-law, Pete Herbst behind the moving truck.
"At first I was thinking the LeBaron would have to stay here in Miami. With me driving the truck and [my wife] Lana [driving] the motorcycle, we thought we'd never be able to get it back to Ohio." Buntz says, "But Pete, God bless him, he's going to fly down from Atlanta and follow us up with it."
The LeBaron will join the caravan heading out on the journey up to Cleveland next month, where Danny and Lana plan to start a "surf 'n' turf" style restaurant in the suburb of Lakewood.
"It'll be good to go back to Cleveland," adds Buntz, "that's where I grew up and actually where I bought the LeBaron like 14 years ago before we moved down here in 2010 to take help take care of Lana's mom, who was having some thing with her lungs."
Monday, July 07, 2014
TWEET RECALL
It has come to my attention that a twitter tweet I tweeted on twitter contained unintended misinformation about a consumer product and, as a responsible citizen and also very public figure, I am recalling said tweet to correct the error within. Below is an example of the recalled tweet and a detailed explanation of the reasons for its recall. If you are in a hurry, simply skip ahead to the larger helvetica text.
THE FOLLOWING TWEET FROM 7:08AM MST ON 16/6/2014 HAS BEEN RECALLED.
Please read the following text to complete the recall:
THE FOLLOWING TWEET FROM 7:08AM MST ON 16/6/2014 HAS BEEN RECALLED.
heads up, monster dare jalapeño slim jims can make your farts pretty zany.
— Gug Lurge (@JWehrheim_Gegel) June 16, 2014
Twice in the month of June, I consumed Monster Dare Jalapeño Slim Jims from ConAgra Foods and drank V8 V-Fusion beverages from Campbell Soup Company. Not long after each event, I experienced delightfully zany smelling farts that, as implied, differed from my regular fart emissions in smell. However, earlier today, I consumed a V8 V-fusion beverage on its own for the first time and was revisited by the aforementioned deviant farts. This has lead me to recall that tweet (AGAIN 10:08AM EST, 6/16/2014).Please read the following text to complete the recall:
.ynaz ytterp starf ruoy ekam nac smij mils oñepalaj erad retsnom ,pu sdeah
Thank you for your time, and I apologize for any suffering the incorrect information the recalled tweet may have caused. Me here at Josh Wehrheim-Gegel strive to be a beneficial and reliable presence for you, the twitter people/bots, through popular tweets from beloved accounts such as @FriendshipRadio, @JWehrheim_Gegel, and @TonyMordnilap. In the future all of me will continue doing my best to provide you all with the best possible content.
Thank you for your time, and I apologize for any suffering the incorrect information the recalled tweet may have caused. Me here at Josh Wehrheim-Gegel strive to be a beneficial and reliable presence for you, the twitter people/bots, through popular tweets from beloved accounts such as @FriendshipRadio, @JWehrheim_Gegel, and @TonyMordnilap. In the future all of me will continue doing my best to provide you all with the best possible content.
Friday, July 04, 2014
Corporations - They're Just Like Us!
They may be associations of individuals with separate, independent existences from the individuals associated, but they still do regular everyday stuff! They're really just like us!
They eat fast food!
Here's Subway in L.A. eating lunch on the go! Corporations are just like us!
They recycle!
Here's Disney teaching one of its little subsidiaries how to take care of the environment! Way to go!
They have to dig through their wallets!
Here's Conestoga Wood, digging for some cash outside of expecting-mommy yoga class! They're just like us!
They threaten to sue any and all potential competitors!
Here's casual games royalty, King, calling its team of lawyers! Looks like it's back to the drawing board for some more of the little guys!
