Gug's House

This photo might have clearly been taken in a women's restroom, but you, sir, have totally failed to be a hot girl!

There is nothing hot and/or sexy about this sandwich!  What a hilarious fail!

Nice try, raccoon!  #EpicFail

Güell Park in Barcelona has also failed to be a hot girl! Thanks for not bringing any clicks for my blog, Güell Park!  FAIL!

TOO funny!  This sandwich is still not a hot girl!  #DoubleFail

This a picture of some cremated remains in a grave about to be buried!  THAT IS NOT HOT.

Hahaha!  Is that two slices of pie stacked on top each other!?  What a hilarious hot girl fail!

This may be the first image that comes up when you google "hot girl" but that's all it is: an image.  This jpeg is just a couple hundred-thousand tiny pixels lined up to create an illusion of something that isn't there.  #VERYFAIL

SANDWICH, IS THAT YOU AGAIN?  GET OUT OF HERE ALREADY!  I AM NOT KIDDING.  YOU ARE NOT A HOT GIRL, YOU ARE NOT DRAWING THE CLICKS OF SAD MEN WHO CAN'T CONTROL THEIR BASIC SEX IMPULSES ENOUGH TO NOT CLICK EVERY LITTLE THING ON THE INTERNET THAT MIGHT MAKE THEM AROUSED!  WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS CYCLE OF MEN IN OUR CULTURE BEING STUCK IN NEANDERTHAL-LAND IF I CAN'T PROFIT OFF OF IT BECAUSE A STUPID SANDWICH KEEPS NOT BEING A HOT GIRL.
AND WHAT IS WITH YOU, ANYWAY?  I THOUGHT YOU WERE A PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICH BUT THAT LOOKS LIKE MEAT STICKING OUT THERE ON THE SIDE.  YOU FAIL.

YOU'RE MAKING ME FAIL TOO, YOU KNOW THAT?   MAYBE I WANT TO BE A HOT GIRL.  MAYBE I WOULD LIKE TO BE A HOT GIRL TOO, BUT I AM JUST A GUY WITH A BLOG FULL OF @#$%ING SALAMI AND PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICHES I HOPE YOU"RE HAPPY I HOPE YOU"RE ALL HAPPY BECAUSE I QUIT THIS IS STUPID AND I"M DONE.