Wednesday, December 30, 2015
THE 16 MOST POPULAR NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS IN THE U.S. FOR 2016
16. Febreeze EVERYTHING
15. Get drinking under control to cut back peeing to once a week or less
14. Make it to Terry's wedding last May
13.Spend more time with family and less time wasting away at this loathsome campaign to become president
12. Text back Parker
11. Finish reading Wikipedia's plot synopsis of Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
10. Mail Terry's wedding gift
9. Put all the mechanical pencils back together
8. Lose all this excess bone-weight
7. Stop and smell the Rose Bowl
6. Untangle the wires behind the TV and throw away the cat
5. Try out one of these "guns" everybody's talking about
4. Find and burn the silver scarf to lift the curse on mother which makes the gnashing mouths appear upon her flesh and the surrounding walls wherever she doth tread
3. Attend more movie franchise soft-reboots on their opening weekends
2. Assume 2016 won't also be terrible, even though I haven't changed anything that made 2015 such a nightmare
1. Quit putting off my dreams and finally try out for American Idol
15. Get drinking under control to cut back peeing to once a week or less
14. Make it to Terry's wedding last May
13.Spend more time with family and less time wasting away at this loathsome campaign to become president
12. Text back Parker
11. Finish reading Wikipedia's plot synopsis of Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
10. Mail Terry's wedding gift
9. Put all the mechanical pencils back together
8. Lose all this excess bone-weight
7. Stop and smell the Rose Bowl
6. Untangle the wires behind the TV and throw away the cat
5. Try out one of these "guns" everybody's talking about
4. Find and burn the silver scarf to lift the curse on mother which makes the gnashing mouths appear upon her flesh and the surrounding walls wherever she doth tread
3. Attend more movie franchise soft-reboots on their opening weekends
2. Assume 2016 won't also be terrible, even though I haven't changed anything that made 2015 such a nightmare
1. Quit putting off my dreams and finally try out for American Idol
Labels: 2016, new year's, resolutions. 2015, Terry
