Monday, June 17, 2013

 

FATHERS' DAY GIFT BRAINSTORM

Here is the brainstorm I had for gifts for Pepap last week that I just realized was still open on my laptop.


Apron
Bug-themed boardgames
Random CD, pretend you thought he'd like it
Settlers of Kattan (Settlers of Catan, but with a Chris Kattan theme)(THIS WOULD BE A GREAT GIFT TO GIVE MYSELF)
home-made necktie
plants
whack-a-mole
TIME OUT A BIRD JUST LANDED ON THE RAIL OUTSIDE AND TOOK A DUMP.  HILARIOUS
twitter account
retirement island
brightly-colored pastor shirts
houndstooth-pattern pastor shirt?
Cardinals something
office crayons?  (Are those a thing?  What is "office" about them?)
12 player croquet set (NOT A THIIIIIING!?)
that thing where you make your own soda (very selfless!)
horse

In the end, I got him grilling utensils and a lighter.  AT THE TIME I WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT WE WERE GETTING A GRILL BEFORE THEN.


Saturday, June 08, 2013

 

Informative list of things I lost today when my computer freaked out about one of its drives and shut down

1. Terrifying picture in progress of an emaciated man with arms that go down to his knees and a bird's head for a head wearing nothing but tattered cape.
2. Flowchart for how to determine a single digit number in ten steps.
3. Schedule to get my life on track.

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