Gug's House

Here is the brainstorm I had for gifts for Pepap last week that I just realized was still open on my laptop.


Apron
Bug-themed boardgames
Random CD, pretend you thought he'd like it
Settlers of Kattan (Settlers of Catan, but with a Chris Kattan theme)(THIS WOULD BE A GREAT GIFT TO GIVE MYSELF)
home-made necktie
plants
whack-a-mole
TIME OUT A BIRD JUST LANDED ON THE RAIL OUTSIDE AND TOOK A DUMP.  HILARIOUS
twitter account
retirement island
brightly-colored pastor shirts
houndstooth-pattern pastor shirt?
Cardinals something
office crayons?  (Are those a thing?  What is "office" about them?)
12 player croquet set (NOT A THIIIIIING!?)
that thing where you make your own soda (very selfless!)
horse

In the end, I got him grilling utensils and a lighter.  AT THE TIME I WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT WE WERE GETTING A GRILL BEFORE THEN.