Tuesday, April 24, 2012
Christmas Turd
I'm considering taking it upon myself to write next year's cheap animated Christmas cash-in movie. So far I've got the part where Santa makes his grand entrance into the workshop complete with flashing lights, fog, entrance music, and rhythmic elf clapping. He yells "Party people let me hear you make some toooooys!" That will be the trailer too. And believe it or not, the rest of the movie will be even worse.