Monday, July 07, 2014
TWEET RECALL
It has come to my attention that a twitter tweet I tweeted on twitter contained unintended misinformation about a consumer product and, as a responsible citizen and also very public figure, I am recalling said tweet to correct the error within. Below is an example of the recalled tweet and a detailed explanation of the reasons for its recall. If you are in a hurry, simply skip ahead to the larger helvetica text.
THE FOLLOWING TWEET FROM 7:08AM MST ON 16/6/2014 HAS BEEN RECALLED.
Please read the following text to complete the recall:
THE FOLLOWING TWEET FROM 7:08AM MST ON 16/6/2014 HAS BEEN RECALLED.
heads up, monster dare jalapeño slim jims can make your farts pretty zany.
— Gug Lurge (@JWehrheim_Gegel) June 16, 2014
Twice in the month of June, I consumed Monster Dare Jalapeño Slim Jims from ConAgra Foods and drank V8 V-Fusion beverages from Campbell Soup Company. Not long after each event, I experienced delightfully zany smelling farts that, as implied, differed from my regular fart emissions in smell. However, earlier today, I consumed a V8 V-fusion beverage on its own for the first time and was revisited by the aforementioned deviant farts. This has lead me to recall that tweet (AGAIN 10:08AM EST, 6/16/2014).Please read the following text to complete the recall:
.ynaz ytterp starf ruoy ekam nac smij mils oñepalaj erad retsnom ,pu sdeah
Thank you for your time, and I apologize for any suffering the incorrect information the recalled tweet may have caused. Me here at Josh Wehrheim-Gegel strive to be a beneficial and reliable presence for you, the twitter people/bots, through popular tweets from beloved accounts such as @FriendshipRadio, @JWehrheim_Gegel, and @TonyMordnilap. In the future all of me will continue doing my best to provide you all with the best possible content.
Thank you for your time, and I apologize for any suffering the incorrect information the recalled tweet may have caused. Me here at Josh Wehrheim-Gegel strive to be a beneficial and reliable presence for you, the twitter people/bots, through popular tweets from beloved accounts such as @FriendshipRadio, @JWehrheim_Gegel, and @TonyMordnilap. In the future all of me will continue doing my best to provide you all with the best possible content.
# posted by Gug Lurge @ 3:53 PM 
