Monday, April 04, 2011
Shaving Pros and Cons
| PRO | CON |
| eliminate fear of someone sealing my mouth shut by carefully tying my mustache hairs to my beard hairs while I'm sleeping. | increase fear of falling down and breaking chin |
| show off cool beard-tan | zits visible again |
| won't have to check for flecks after flossing | beard color gives me "redheadcred" |
| won't look hairy-guy gross | will look ugly-guy gross |
| may give false impression of employability | may be underweight without facial hair |
# posted by Gug Lurge @ 6:34 PM 
