Wednesday, March 28, 2012
Orphanage thoughts
If I had an orphanage, I'd call the kids lazer beams and when it was night time and they were all in bed, I would come in and say "Good night, lazer beams, " and then turn off the light. And then I would run away because I never wanted an orphanage and I'm no good with kids and it's too much responsibility. And then I would remember that abandoning orphans is like a top ten worst thing you can do and I'd go back. Eventually I'd have a nervous breakdown because I wasn't getting any sleep at night. During the nervous breakdown, I'd probably say awful, threatening things to the children. Things that no child should ever hear. I should have never come back. I'm so sorry, lazer beams.
# posted by Gug Lurge @ 8:47 PM 
