Thursday, October 14, 2021

 

5 Hallowe'en costume ideas that will make people say "oh, they just took an idea off that list on that website"

1.  Space Billionaire

Grab a coverall with a patch or two on it and some monopoly money, and get ready to run into some people wearing the same costume! If there's one idea from a list on a website that says "I am aware of and enjoy the dark irony of how the people who have the power to stop our planet from becoming uninhabitable are the kind of people who decide to take the more lucrative route of controlling the means of escaping said planet," this would be it!


2. A bunch of red flags

Your costume doesn't have to be based on unique or particularly creative memes to show you're unique and particularly creative enough to tap into the zeitgeist by looking at a list on a website! Go to the hardware store and grab some flags! People will definitely love having you shouting opinions you don't like while waving a bunch of these little flags at them all spooky night!


3. The guy from Octopus Teacher

That's right, when it comes to costumes ideas thesee days, the place to turn is neflix a list on a website! Remember My Octopus Teacher? And how we all watched it back in 2020? And how we skipped Hallowe'en in 2020 and time has accordioned in our pandemic-warped brains? Well, you can be the Octopus Teacher!



4. It was smart to scroll further down! Maybe some people at the party have some digging work being done in their neighborhood and stopped reading at the flag costume! They won't know you used a list on a website to help you realize that the perfect timely costume for this year is, of course to be a character from that squid game:










5. Maga insurrectionist

Can you believe there hasn't been a Hallowe'en since January!? Expect a lot of people to say "Hahaha, oh yeah, I'd forgotten about that," whether by being totally overwhelmed, as a convenient lie in their quest for power, or simply being so inept they didn't even think to read a list on a website!



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